Tuesday, 7 August 2007

A Mammoth week in Manchester (ish)

This was Sunday the 29th of July. I have been trawling for something a bit special to do for (or around) my Birthday. It just so happens there is a 80s party featureing some of your 80s favourtes.

Snapped Gran a couple of times 1st off its the only way to start a blog entry from up north

I have a choice of hat attire. just to "complete the look"
Uncle Kevin was kind enough to drop us off and pick us up.
I fucked the shot up so went and really made it worse for good measure
I would get a right slateing over the course of the week about my capablites with a camera

Sporting a clean shaved look. And they didn't drink to there shame as they both admitted it would of been more enjoyable with it..... Not me tho I dont do drugs anymore
We had a mile work ahead so had some 80s tunes blasting all the way there and in the car too of course
Note the facial hair gets longer over the week. Im writing this blog on my last day off before work again becons me in. Wed 8th
They loved my choice in marching music Stage was by the lake nice an sceneic

Mbop. I think is the spelling from Finland and they were some ok warm up. Not what i was expecting at a 80s concert. Child of the 80s like me these lot
Not Toyah tho
Check the blonde wig wearing fella
Nice

And to think my camera work gets a slight unjust bratting. These shots were at full zoom.

When T'Pau came on i had to go for a piss and got chatted up by a gay that asked me who i wanted to see today. Bananrama of course, "thats what eveyone says" he was here for Belinda Carlisle. .... . he then proceeded to show me the tattoo of her on his cock. No i mean forearm.. After that i duely rain into a different pisser to the 1 he was heading to

Ironic as "Sex Talk" was being sung at the time


Jobber went for my flat cap. I had a coat should i get cold later. he did heheheheh and the old CBH came over me. pay his dues he didnt ask to wear it.
I can't decied if the jeans are 2 tight or that is overflow
Im stunned i was lead to believe my ladies were the headline act. Nope they ant
Still i will get over it as they played 4 songs i know most of the words to I was Very happy
I Heard a Rumor. being my all time fav

This guy was headbanging hence the motion blur.

Not many men would say no

Steve and rob reckon that its some bird from corrie. I was unwilling to go paparzza on her ass so this is as far as i went
i had to wait ages for this filly to turn round

YAY she did


WOW these 2 sat next to us during the H/T break. Rob and me both shoveled some sleaze there way, Soon as the acts started up again i lost the will to communictate with them
There camera was low on batterys. sadly i couldnt come to the rescue as my spare batts wouldn't fit. and thats pretty much where the banter ended.

A grild selling blankets for £17.50 HOW MUCH!!!!



Clare Grogan of Altered Images, Sang Happy Birthday at some point. touching
the talking may have ended but not the many attempets at Sleaze shots
most shots were Slack as my wolfbagged ass
I fall in love so quickly. 1 week on and she is added to the list of "what if"



All the shots of belinda are poor. sorry guess that gay got my hand shakeing


nearest thing to crowd surfing ive seen all day

on purpose and they dont like me taking these kind of pictures.






nut nuts in front of us

The closeing act of the evening... Nick Heyward


Took me 5 goes to snap this
YES i got it a spotlight on the trees



Some fire works now. its nearly home time
Jobber as Kurt Angle

Tolstoy as Jubilee


mid-week Hale carnage as Golds likes to put it. He is driving us down.

Borths fav T-shirt
OJ for me and Golds
crossings were down for 10mins + and we sat near a big group of women chain smokers
People up north seem to do that alot when i take pictures of them
S looking at stuff on Golds phone. And for those of you that don't know Golds he has lots of pictures and videos of flowers

YEAH right
as we stayed in this pub, the others made Borth run to another pub for these treats
2 Polish/Slovaks were at the bar and Borth wanted me to go over and drop the 1 polish phrase i know of "My Darling" I refused.
Unreleated to the pick a public debate insued over Poland not bordering Slovakia. I was sure it did. S txt some guff on his phone and it came back without the anwers we wanted. Warsaw is 300 odd Km from Bratislava as the crow flys. WTF thats shit. so he went on to find a map on his wap.... he showed Big man then convently lost the map. Lie.S.


Scoff
just chips and onion rings for me


Borth again swearing at my camera and im not even taking the pic
HEHEHE while Golds was standing around i sliped a menu in his pocket

I chucked all my chips at S, as i could'nt take him helping himself while i was taking this pic
All smiles tho it was in jest and i felt gulity getting the chips anyway
2nd Aug 2007. Im 25 by the calanders we live by
Borth offerd to drive up near Bury for a birthday Mogul Curry

WWP with the best yet to come

Its a old church this curry house. curry is a religion after all
not beer
Must be spicy that sauce
Like magic a chicken jalfryzi and some gunk S is eatting

Where has he gone soon as he has fin

WTF thats my Chicken Nann the bastard has been eatting
not that he cares after all he is WWP. Changed man my Ass

I fin last as standard. eatting left overs after all takes time


Alright GAY!!!



Im still hungry
No to Mcfluriees
we have desserts here

Was back at grans by 22:10 so i txt LeAnne to see how she is. As im sure she is unware of the blog address. Im still stupidly thinking we might get it on. Still at least its No where near as bad as the gut wrenching i had over her 9 yrs ago
Super Carnage as Borth put it over on his blog. + its a battle of the blogs in the sense of peps need to vote on whose blog of the friday is better. Borth should win as he gets more hits than me. tho i note he seems to have forgot to mention it on his. Other things on his mind im sure.
And No thanks to Jobber ordering me to put on 7meag pixel mode on my cam. It took well over an hr to load fridays pics so i missed some out i was gagging to sink some allied shipping in the atlantic
Mother and daugther off for a hen night. we were kind enough to tell them when borth heard about the train no show
On the bus. Big Man pointed out Trafford Crack Whores

Twice ive been now and sober. 1st time i wasn't calling "straight edge" just a 5 month embargo

bit a pin ball to pass the time
now where but a plastic cup to place my gum
Sorry dreamie barmade i couldnt get a better pic of you
i feel a chokeing challange overcome me. besides Dr Carl is around should i need him
Down in 1. Down in 1. Down in 1


Why is the floor so wet
Ah yes Steve chucked all that drink on rob
uncareing sod
This guy loved me for the Depeche Mode t-shirt im using to cover my man brests
(not brests is a injoke down South init) Upstairs dancefloor carnage
back down to win £4 from a £5 jackpot. and it was all skill with the button press when the light flashed on the cash. Try doing that well when ur pissed.
Straight edge wins again
Borths heart is soon to be crushed
Thanks to Big Man for a pic of WWP with his 1yr long Girl Sarah
More spills

Catface went that way and we were soon to follow.
A broken man getting his coat


Wheres borth
Golds found hm outside the toliets, up to his eyeballs in small talk i heard. he tells the story better
Why am i last in the cab yet in the middle. WWP didn't want to sit next to the love of his life and let me instead,
So he could have more leg room thats why
Night night
Gran was up and at 2:02 i set off for the 3hr 20min ride home.
Borth is pure inspiration.
from a broken despondent man to elation in 45mins
Shame im no good at talking to women, and not very good at taking there pictures when they anit looking ethier.




































1 comment:

Epicly Carnage said...

I do love you tolstoy, but why do that in one post??

I mean you'd be sure to get more hits if you staggered that into 3 entries.

Anyhow, some nice scenery pictures in there, some utterly dogdirt ones-but thats the beauty of your blog i suppose