Sunday, 25 March 2007

highs and lows

My mouth feels like a ash try after them damn cigars, or maybe its done to me waking up at 7am. Ethier way Im off to Rochford to see the old man, the pub pictured is near to me house, contemplating if i will watch the England match here.
Scenic bus ride
i asked the lady bus driver to wait for me, i don't think she was haveing any of it.
Otherwise known as the Black hole
And if u die inside J.W.TATE & SON LTD can fix u up a nice box
Terry. he has known me when i was a wee lad
2 pints of filth later and im off home, feeling a bit worse for wear. Must of been that last bag of pork scratchings..... Oh and thats the old man
Southend Hospital in the background, I really should of paid there A&E a vist after last weeks crash.

Fast forward to 8.40pm I had to sleep off the scratchings. least i missed yet another piss poor England display of football
Mother was kind enough to drop me at the Last Post where I meet up with Ian and his Mrs. Katie
Martyn was hovering too
tenner into the pot each and look what we get in return





Alot of empty glasses via a drinking game i still don't fully understand. Tho i think I won as i must of drunk the most
Orange top was pleasing to the eye


When i grow up I want to be a peach inspector

may need to pop on this bus later
Missed his pin No. DAMN
Meanwhile behind me I Should of made them que longer so they would talk to me Adam far right cousin to Ian. and yes We all hate que jumpers

Via Matt ( who is partying in London) we know these birds.

Made it in at last
Luke, wise beyond his yrs
Easy now, Katie is a not available
The hero with long hair is James

note my camera is better
hence the green coloured square top right... Oh have u meet Lee in the middle. We played AD&D at school, and yes he is 22............... bastard
Camera shy or danceing. I can not remember now

Im a sly old dog,

Mr Anderson, AKA Mikey

I was allowed to get a close up
this guy in the red tie has stole my gig.
before the age of 18 I was sick on this very floor.


Martyn and me should wright a book on * how not to pull women"
Not somone I like. big nose, you know why
Lee trying to eat my 8Ball
pink tights..... Ill sling some sleaze your way soon
Mikey looking sleepy


With the kitty money I was tasked with getting the round in.

Logic eludes the management here, have 3 barstaff on a small bar and 1 on a big bar
Refreshements at last


I swear they water down the JD in this place.
hence we all look sober. Well Mikey is at least, he is driving
Pink tights we meet at last

Im happy with a drag on her fag. My Sleaze was of a poor standard. hey can't win them all
Unlike this fine specimen
Live and Learn..... Dont give people u dont really know ur Oakleys that cost £135.... I left the red eye in to enhance the EVIL look
She can't be mine
Me and Ian broke away from the group to talk serious for a bitCoat time tho why im queing when i don't have a coat is anybodys guess

HE has the same shrit on as me BOOOOOOOOO

Mikey kindly offerd to drop us off home
After he finnished eatting

"Home James"


My front door
I will now destroy my ears via the medium of music... Write the blog and feel sorry for myself and the people I Love.
The Chat with Ian
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Seeing big nose has put me on a bit of a downer.
I don't believe in God or a higher power, But i do feel that Life will shit on you for all the bad things you do
Call it karma, call it life.
Whatever it is when i get shit on I'll woof it down and ask for 2nds













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5 comments:

Epicly Carnage said...

Lovely stuff.

I'm enjoying the pictures. and the spelling.

Anonymous said...

Tolstoy, Im glad you've included that bizarre ramble at the end because i was going to compliment you on a legitimately entertaining blog, i.e. with some piss funny comments/photos and hardly any of your bizarre nonsense...

Im now glad i dont have to.

D.C. said...

wow! Thats quite a nice blog! Good piccies and words as well, looking forward to the next installment

D.C. said...
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Epicly Carnage said...

When are you tailoring your decor to something a bit more 'tolstoy'?
i.e. something that looks epicly retarded.

final point, your mates look like normal blokes. do you put on your idiocy when you come up north??